NFL’s All-Funny-Name Team

It’ll be a while before the cream rises to the top of the National Football League and fans are able to name an All-Pro team for 2011.

In the interim, I’ve selected an all-star team based on players’ names and how funny and/or unusual they are.

Please enjoy this collection of the NFL’s All-Funny-Name Team.


Quarterback — Sage Rosenfels, N.Y. Giants

Running backs — Tyler Clutts, Chicago Bears; Vonta Leach, Baltimore Ravens

Receivers — Michael Hoomanawanui, St. Louis Rams; Bear Pascoe, N.Y. Giants; Seyi Ajirotutu, Carolina Panthers

Offensive linemen — Ed Wang, Buffalo Bills; Richie Incognito, Miami Dolphins; Guy Whimper, Jacksonville Jaguars; Gosder Cherilus, Detroit Lions; Uche Nwaneri, Jacksonville Jaguars 


Defensive linemen — Frostee Rucker, Cincinnati Bengals; Ziggy Hood, Pittsburgh Steelers; Leger Douzable, Jacksonville Jaguars; C.J. Ay You, St. Louis Rams

Linebackers — Kaluka Maiava, Cleveland Browns; Koa Misi, Miami Dolphins; Frank Zombo, Green Bay Packers

Defensive backs — Tom Zbikowski, Baltimore Ravens; Atari Bigby, Seattle Seahawks; Prince Amukamara, N.Y. Giants; Chimdi Chekwa, Oakland Raiders


Punter — Zoltan Mesko, New England Patriots

Kicker — Ryan Succop, Kansas City Chiefs


Roddrick Muckelroy, Cincinnati Bengals
Domata Peko, Cincinnati Bengals
Ahtyba Rubin, Cleveland Browns
Willie Colon, Pittsburgh Steelers
Ikaika Alama-Francis, Miami Dolphins
Ras-I Dowling, New England Patriots
Ropati Pitoitua, N.Y. Jets
Israel Idonije, Chicago Bears
Maurice Morris, Detroit Lions
Vic So’oto, Green Bay Packers
Devin Aromashodu, Minnesota Vikings
Tashard Choice, Dallas Cowboys
Chris Snee, N.Y. Giants
Moise Fokou, Philadelphia Eagles
Oshiomogho Atogwe, Washington Redskins
Sav Rocca, Washington Redskins
John Chick, Jacksonville Jaguars
Cecil Shorts, Jacksonville Jaguars
Elvis Dumervil, Denver Broncos
Sabby Piscitelli, Kansas City Chiefs
Jon Condo, Oakland Raiders
Jacquizz Rodgers, Atlanta Falcons
Legedu Naanee, Carolina Panthers
Jeremy Zuttah, Tampa Bay Bucs
Will Tukuafu, San Francisco 49ers

Guy Whimper. YOU want to tell him his name is funny?


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2 Responses to “NFL’s All-Funny-Name Team”

  1. fantasyfurnace Says:

    Nice idea. Very clever…

  2. Cheap Computer Desks Says:

    What an all around well written article!!

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